I'm tired. Very very tired!

I found the awesomest hairdressing place. It's hip, and really busy, yet the service is top notch.

Anyways, the process five hours long! I was getting restless LOL. My hairdresser went to Toni&Guy academy, and they are at concerts etc as hairdress, explaining why I love my haircut! then I got my hair chemically straightened, by the younger guy that I know Erina would have thought he was cute ;)

While the younger guy was straightening my hair, the other guy was doing her hair, and turns out (from what he told me) she told him like my life story! she thinks he's a nice guy and I was like "Mum don't even think about it" because I know her too well haha! omfgggg LOL he's like "I know a lot about you now", even the time I cried in hongkong ! omfggggg LOLLLL

I'm screaming HAPPY NEW YEAR three hours behind Sydney due to time difference LOL, it'll feel so weird that Sydney is already in 2008 when I'm still in 2007.

I'm going bowling tomorrow LOL

LOVELOVE, emu



HAHA MY MUMS COVERING HER COLESAW. SHE'S SUCH A LOSER, JUST LIKE ME :)



LONGH IS SO GAY, LOOK WHAT HE DID WHILE WE WERE WEBCAMING!! :@ haha

I found goodies in my grandma's wardrobe.

A small vintage Gucci bag/purse.
A beautiful silk scarf.
And a beret that my Mummy knitted when she was young :)

I went skiing today, so the beret came in handy. It's also quite cold at night, so the beret is my hairs new bestfriend.

I was webcamming, and I thought what the heck. LOL! click!






Also, I miss them so much ! Makes me feel spiritually present LOL!!


LOVELOVE, emu

49 days till I'm back ! :)

It snowed last night. Not a lot, but I see snow.

I've been searching carsales.com as I'm looking to buy a car. hehe, yes my parents agreed!

Anyways, I found a perfect FTO that's automatic! Low k's, and good pricing, and it's one surburb away from me! (I think God is telling me I found my soul mate). My mummy was so excited, but we're stuck in China. Daddy's going back January 5th, so he shall embark on a journey to go have a look.

I will fcuking cream my pants if it's in the backyard when I'm back in Sydney. LOL jokes, about the pants part, but omfg!

But I shall not cry if it's not. I'm mature! I agreed to take my time looking at cars and find the right one, and not be hot-headed like when we bought our doggy (I wouldn't leave, and it was only the FIRST doggy we looked at lol).

We're going to buy hello kitty car accessories ;) I love cars.

LOVELOVE, emu.

I'd just like to say, I'm screwed!

I just read the terms on BigBrother and you have to NOMINATE, not just vote.

And, nominating is more important then voting 5 stars :(

I've screwed up my chances now. Why didn't I read the terms.. unless you votes are smarter then me and already nominated??

OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS HAVE.. if not .. PLEASE SIGN IN AGAIN, AND GO
http://bigbrother.com.au/voting.html?memberId=936394 THERE AND CLICK THE NOMINATE BUTTON UNDER THE STARS. . . .

:( tell me I'm worrying for no reason.. oh man why am I sooooo stupid and didn't realise nominating and voting are TWO different things !

Wow, it's christmas already? Well China doesn't celebrate, so I've had a normal day ?

We visited my Grandpa's grave, so that was a different Christmas then most people.

Went shopping and omfg there was so much stuff! I bought another part to Erina's present, and she'll love it I hope because I know her mum will like? it haha. Man must find boy presents now, they're so hard.

My bloody shopping was cut short because I got my freaking rags, like omfg great timing! Went back to Grandma's house after lunch and napped. Then went out to dinner with the uncles of dads side. LOL China is so funny, the restaurant's called Nine Headed Bird haahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'm really really really home sick. Also I really really really want to see my face on tv because I love myself like that HAHA!

First people say it was my crying part, then somebody said my mirror part was on too. Geesh why don't they just put my whole video on, haha please? lmfaooooooo

I'm never in Sydney for Boxing Day Sales, like kill me ! Next year I want to travel again, and this time I shall drag Erina, Wayne and Martin.

I've nearly finished watching all the Gossip Girl episodes. But they fcuking suck. The characters are NOTHING like the books. >:@ Serena is meant to be to die for hot. Dan is meant to look like a coffee addicted loser. His dad is meant to look like a loser too. Vanessa is meant to be bald and not so good looking. Jenny is meant to have like HUMONGOUS boobs. Eric is meant to be a womanising hottie. urggggg!!

LOVELOVE, emu

ps. THANKYOU AYANA LOL :)

many informed me that I'm on the bigbrother ad on tv.

there's my 2 seconds of fame. ROFLOLMAO! I wanna see!

I found the cutest doggies for sale. If I could bring them back to Sydney with me, I would have bought one.

the little ones were biting me with their teethless mouth, and licking my thumb. I didn't want to leave :(

Man the last few days was choosing courses. Could not decide! Everyone said don't go UWS, but to me, it's still a uni...
It was between B Arts @ UNSW and Physchology @ UWS.. but I decided on B Arts, hopefully it's my new uni, cos I even dreamt about it last night. lmfaooooo

LOVELOVE, I went lingerie shopping crazy last night LOLLLL


Good Luck Chuck, American Pie 6; Beta House and Superdog are just to keep me sane these days. Must go massive DVD shopping ;)

Also I hate China Internet. They block blogdrive/blogspot/bebo/and heaps of other sites. And it's slow, so I can't watch MTV.COM!!
I'm missing out on Newport Harbour, Finale of Tila Tequila, Real World Sydney, and Pageant Place. arggggg and I miss Neighbours :(

I'm happy.

I always said if I got 75UAI I would be happy. Well I got 0.2 above that LOL

My parents are very happy. Man I need 4.8 more points to receive a car as a present, but I shall ask anyway :)

I'm glad English dragged my ass up, I owe that bitch LOL. Erina saw my name in the newspaper, never thought it'd be there. Oh well, I'm happy I achieved ONE Band 6.

I'm also quite happy with my exam marks LOL, yes I'm happy! so can people stop saying "Oh how could you get that UAI? your marks yesterday weren't that bad" Well I don' think 75.2 is a bad UAI, sorry smart people.

And also can you people stop complaining to me about your shit UAI's? It's all 20% above the state, some even 10% and 3% so please complain to someone who didn't receive in their 70's, it makes them feel awkward. Thankyou

GOODBYE. I don't have a course. I didn't want to learn anything. and I can't get into marketing LOL! bye.

LOL man I woke up at 7am here, which is 10am in Sydney to check my shit HSC marks.

Let's just say, I'm very happy with my exam marks, but NOT hsc mark as assessment pulled me down a few marks LOL.

I did better then I thought in Maths and especially Ancient.

For other people it will be like "oh shit marks" but for me "awesome!"

and I'm VERYYYYYYYY VERYYYY VERYYYYY VERYY VERY VERY VERY happy with English.

UAI estimation using exam mark and hsc mark is 5 marks off.. LOL

oh well

Greetings from Beijing. HOVER FOR CAPTIONS!

Yes I finally arrived yesterday at noon. I'm on my own turf now, LMFAOOO jokes, but it's good to be where all my relatives are and somewhere where I'm familiar with, kind off.

Well I have heaps of photos, so I'll post just a sprinkle of them.

btw. Pattaya has a lot of hoes. LOL there's so many bars lining the streets with poles in the middle. Thai girls lure you in, and dance for you just so you will buy beer. HEAPS of old white men go Pattaya, and they've ALL got thai chicks hanging from their arms, get my drift? LOL

Went ShenZhen. It sucked. It was dirty and ugly. but I got bargain on two boots, like BIG BARGAINS, like cheapppppppppppppppppppppppppp bargains. omfg ! If it wasn't for our limit on lugguage on flight to beijing, I would have bought the whole shop LOL. Me and my mum got our nails done for EVEN CHEAPER BARGAINS. like $10 but I got wax care done, so it was 30$ for me and 10$ my mum. that's 40$ chinese money, what? like 6.50$ aussie dollar LOL!

Disneyland is so unbelievably tiny in HK, and I thought Japan's disneyland was small. There was like no rides, the most thrilling was Space Mountain, and there was NO dips, so yes, disneyland sucked in HK.

We went to Macau. There was so many casino's, but we went to The Venetian (2nd largest in the world). There's all the top brands in there, also a lake with rowing boat set to Venice styles. Pretty!!

I went Walmart yesterday, soon after arriving at my grandparents. It was junkfood buying time. And it's so awesome to buy things without looking at the price. We bought sooo much and it was only 83$, like wdf?? LOL There's so many flavours of everything. Even cucumber chips, and shrimp Lays LOL!

I'm having a "resting week". I can tell I'm gonna get fat in beijing in the next 2 months. Sleep, breakfast, sit in bed and watch tv/net, lunch, sit in bed and watch tv/net, sleep, dinner, sit in bed and watch tv/net, sleep. and it's only been one day HAHA!

random photos.



LOVELOVE, emu. (I'm gonna be online everyday now. Yay for broadband installation today LOL)

come online stooge
i miss talking to you
you always sign on the wrong time girl

bro these trannies are messed up to the days!
how come the faces are pale,seems like you've photoshoped it or something!
WTF MAGIC, cant see (__))==D as well?
if the trannies legs were more smooth, i think it will pass as a bitch!
BTW EMILY isnt it scary taking photos with them,ill be shitting in my pants!
every photo you seem to be happy OMG, your insane friend!
you should ask them where did their penis went? LOL
come back online please!

peace!

Hello!

I'm just currently at Starbucks, drinking my hot chocolate and using their paid wireless LOL!
The wireless is cheaper then net cafe, and I bought a membership at the netcafe d'oh!

Well since I'm finally using my own laptop, I can share some photos!!!!
here's 3 . haha!

Man, these trannies are hot! honestly they're sooooo believable, I would never have guessed they were born guys.

She He was my favourite, she looks soooooo much like a real female! LOL

LOL this was scary at first, his trunk was soo hairy and rough LOL! but so fun :)

going Sheng Zhen tomorrow, then Macau the day after. Must find time to go to Disneyland. Leaving for Beijing on the 16th. FINALLY!!

LOVELOVE, EMU

Greetings from Pattaya!

Today and yesterday, I've done activites that are FUN FUN FUN!!!!

- Held a baby tiger.
- An elephant wrapped his trunk around me and lifted me up into the air.
- Did parasailing.
- Jetskiing, LOL I was speeding too much, the instructor had to like constantly stop me.
- Underwater walking. The helmet was soooo heavy, but it's so amazing how it's a big helmet and no water goes into it leaving your head dry, I now have one bruise on each shoulder. I held bread and schools of fishies nibbled on it and I touched corals and walked underwater. At first it was scary going down LOL I was holding onto the guy for my dear life and my ears were constantly blocked but it was sooooooo fun. haha one of the guys saw I had a tongue ring too, so he let me have priviledges lolllll
- Swam in the crystal clear water. FUN FUN!
- Went Physical Massage for 2 hours. It was a peaceful room, where our entire tour group each got a mattress and there was curtains seperating the two sides and each got a massageist. It left me in pain, but GOOD pain lol. Far are these ladies strong man, she cracked every single bone in my body that can be cracked including my neck! At one point I was lying on top of her and her knees were bent and kneeding my back LOL!

I'm leaving Thailand tomorrow night. So many guys here look like my ex's hahaa cos some of my ex's are DARK! lmfaoooo ..

REMEMBER TO VOTE ME ON BIGBROTHER.

LOVELOVE, EMU

OMFGGG MY BIG BROTHER VIDEO IS UP!!!

VOTE ME FOR BIGBROTHER!!!

http://bigbrother.com.au/voting.html?memberId=936394

Greetings from Bangkok!

OMFG I have so much to say but no time, no wireless in Thailand, finally found a net cafe. But must sleep soon, 7am wake up call tomorrow.

It's soooooo hot here! it's literally like 35 degrees.

Money is sooooo cheap. Shopping is sooooooo cheap!!!! except for department stores LOL. I saw a pair of ninewest heels for like 4500B which is like the same price as a small Louis Vuitton bag!

AUD$1 = approx. 33B LOLLLL cheap cheap cheap!! We just came back from Bangkok Night Market and omfg we bought soooo much stuff, it's cheaper then Hong Kong. Food is cheap too! A bottle of water is 10B !! LOL that's like .. 30 cents

We arrived yesterday morning then went straight to Dream World LOL. At night we went to watch the Transexuals Cabaret show.. omfg it's seriously amazing to think that these chicks were born males! they are SOOOO HOT !! they're like hotter then females. After the show you get to take photos with them for 20B per person or per lady.. so if you have like 2 chicks that's 20B for each, CHEAP CHEAP!! but it's scary, cos they look so much like a lady yet they sound like a man, and they're HUGE up close.. lol.

Anyways I gotta go soon. Going to Pattaya tomorrow to continue the tour. LOL yay parasailing, jet skiing and scuba diving. AND DOUBLE YAY FOR MORE NIGHT MARKETS.. i swear it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cheap here :)

LOVELOVE EMU

Greetings from Hong Kong.

Iａｒｒｉｖｅｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ　ａｔ　５ａｍ.　ＬＯＬ,　Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ａｅｒｏｐｌａｎｅ　ｆｏｏｄ.　Ｉ　ｇｏｔ　ａ　ｍａｘｉｍｕｍ　ｏｆ　２　ｈｏｕｒｓ　ｓｌｅｅｐ,　ａｒｇ!　

Ａｌｌ　Ｉ'ｖｅ　ｄｏｎｅ　ａｌｌ　ｄａｙ　ｉｓ　ｅａｔ.　Ｗｈｅｎｅｖｅｒ　ｗｅ　ｓｅｅ　ｆｏｏｄ,　ｗｅ　ｇｅｔ　ｉｔ.　ｈａｈａ　Ｉ went junk food shopping. OMFG I HAVEN'T SEEN LAYS CHIPS IN YEARS!!!!ｙｕｍ.　

Ｉ'ｍ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｏｃｅａｎ　ｐａｒｋ　ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ　:) then I'm leaving for t hailand on Friday until Tuesday, then it'll be disneyland on Wednesday then I'm going to Macau, then beijing.

Anyways, I miss Sydney. Yay, Jane is coming with me to Ocean Park tomorrow. And Iｊｕｓｔ　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｏｕｔ　Ｋａｈｅｉ　ａｎｄ　Ｎａｔｈａｎ　ａｒｅ　ｌｉｖｉｎｇ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｃ　ｌｏｓｅ　ｔｏ　ｗｈｅｒｅ　Ｉ'ｍ　ｓｔａｙｉｎｇ.　

Ａｎｙｗａｙｓ.　Ｉ'ｍ　ｏｕｔ

ＬＯＶＥＬＯＶＥ,ｅｍｕ

ROFLOLMAO!! at someone's conversation about my screen name.


moi says:
y the fuck r u in iraq?

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
because i joined the army

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
i got deported

moi says:
lol
moi says:
serious?

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
to the frontlin

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
yes

moi says:
rofl

moi says:
hahaha

moi says:
what unit?

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
4 unit

moi says:
i mean like what r u

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
human

moi says:
infantry?

moi says:
artilary

moi says:
rofl

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
knives

moi says:
nice, is that gun fire i hear?

moi says:
u better get ur gear on

I'm in Iraq atm. msn buddies yo! says:
no, just my farting


BYE EVERYONE. I'M LEAVING TONIGHT. 10:20 PM FLIGHT. ARRIVE IN HK TOMORROW AT 5AM LMFAOOOO!!

i love surprises, when I know about them. and Erina, and my bestestest friends spilled the secret of coming over and saying one last goodbye haha! Erina's BRINGING a surprise and she WON'T tell me!! llol

I'll blog when I'm in hk..maybe

LOVELOVE, EMUUUUUU!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ZgaopVuIg

HAVE FUN in ur asian countries, make sure when u come back u know how to speek englit ok?
LOVELOVE,borat

I ell oh vee ee you guys sooooo fcuking much!

I had the funnnnnnest most memorable night ever! Jack and Marley and them organised a farewell drinkup for me. Filled with close friends from our area, it was seriously one of the best nights ever! Even though I didn't get to spend it with a lot of my other good friends from other areas, I'm still grateful.

Everyone was drunk/tipsy/sober but hypo. People had to leave, but the remaining who stayed (all guys) fcuking partied it up!

I'm going to miss them. Even if I'm only gone for two and a half months, it's a long time apart from those special to me. I had a little cry, I seriously can't imagine living without them :(

The alcohol just hit me.. maybe not but my stomach feels uneasy and I'm dizzy.

Blog before I jet off to asia land.

LOVELOVE, emu

testing 1,3,2

Hello all!

Finally got my breast screening done on Friday, LOL it felt funny. Ultrasound on my boobs, I got gel on my clothes eww. Jack and I decided to try out the new Amigo's Cafe LOL Asianest cafe ever!

Jack: Why are we so special (we got garlic bread for free)
Lady: Sorry, you wanna know todays special?
Jack: No why are we so special
Lady: Todays special is chicken

Anyways, I was sooo full from $6 club sandwiches with fries and garlic bread LOL. We drove back to mine and waited for Betty and got ready. Then Leean came. LOL we took like ages to get ready, then went Leeans house to get something. Left mine at around 9.

Metup with Lorah, so us 4 girls went on our walk to Docks Hotel, sooo many harrassments!! So many times I had to scream "WE'RE GOING HOME" just so they would back off LOL. argggg, it's like they've never seen females before, or in our case SEXXYYYYYYYYYY FEMALES HAHAHAH!! LORAH GOT REJECTED AT THE CLUBS :( so we were deciding on what to do, but she had to go home soon anyway so we went back to Docks Hotel and PARTIED IT UPPPPP!! Leean left soon later, but yups the rest of us stayed till it closed at 3am. Jaguar bombs! Illusion! Malibu and Pineapple! Smirnoff! Coronas! ahh got home at 6am and Betty and I sleptttttttt, she left at 1pm and I got moreee sleeeeep

CLUBBING PHOTOS -> WWW.EMZFOTOZ6.CJB.NET

Allan picked me up at around 7ish and we went to his friends party in 2166 LMFAOOOOOOO . yes anyways I was sooooo fcuking tired hahahahaha !! he drove me home at around 11 . THANKYOU HI5 SEXYTIME!!

anyways I'm gonna go get ready now, I'll blog about tonight, tomorrow haha!

LOVELOVE, emu.

There's a difference between wanting someone to come and needing someone to come. Also, I always listen to your problems, but how many times have you listened to mine? When I do, it's normally back to your problems.