Hover for captons. also, please do not have a heartattack at the site of Emily without makeup, we were living on the hobo side of life where half the time we lived in our pj's and were too busy enjoying ourselves to groom ourselves! oh well, there goes half my readers! LOL

So this begins my terribly over-due post of 9 blissful days in Gold Coast.

Strap yourselves in, and hopefully your newly updated monthly broadband limit isn't cyber bullied by the end of this post, but even if it was, worth the entertainment right? Better appreciate, this took SO LONG to blog.

I would upload heaps of the videos, but all the videos on Mellys SD card have been wiped clean :( they somehow weren't transfered onto the computer which she thought she did. I have a few on my SD card, but the hilarious ones...about 50 were all on hers. Especially the daily ones Ray made as a time diary and be there moments :(

DAY 1:

Dan and Melly swung by my house at about 1pm Tuesday, 18th and I started my drive towards Gold Coast. We made a pointless 2 hour detour because we went to Fisherman's Bay to visit May, except they didn't pick up so we just went to a few other pit stops like Port Macquarie and such. We started playing a game in the car where we think of a letter and we have to think of food dishes starting with that letter, whoever can't answer it after a certain time has to have an entire packet of salt satchet we gathered from McDonalds during dinner LOL! By nightfall, we stopped over at this beach and chilled them on our huge blanket for a while, taking failed self-timer luvos. We then packed up and started our drive towards Coffs Harbour, it started to drizzle so we couldn't exactly stick to our original plan of pitching a tent, so we decided to sleep in the car near a carwash (hahahahahaa) except the police pulled up and questioned us so we had to migrate to a No Through road, which was actually extremely peaceful, yet so hot in the car that every 2 hours Dan opened the windows to let our hot air, it was so refreshing but the mosquitoes were insane!
Day 2:

We woke up at about 7am, and drove ourselves to the nearby McDonalds and played the life of hobo's. haha, this is quite embarrassing but totally hilarious, we brushed our teeth and washed our faces in the bathrooms! Then we ate breakfast, and continued our drive towards Gold Coast. We were planning on stopping by The Big Banana, except we had no idea where it was. As we were driving Dan exclaims "Hey that's an interesting triangle thing" and then we look and were like "OMG THAT'S THE BIG BANANA!" so being the tourists we were, we obviously took photos :) We then arrived at Byron Bay and the weather couldn't have been better! Too bad Melly and I couldn't be bothered to change into swimmers, but we just watched Dan swim in the crystal clear waters! Just a little over an hour we arrived at Gold Coast and found our house in the Isle of Capri, the rest had already arrived and settled in and claimed their rooms. My room had 2 bunkbeds which acted as my luggage room (the entire trip I did not sleep in it once haha!) We quickly changed into our swimmers and went to Surfers Paradise and swam in the monstrous waters, it was so strong that the moment you went into the waters, it was a chance of a rip. We quickly left and went to the local Shopping Center and they went grocery shopping for the week. We then went back to the house and some of them cooked lunch whilst the rest of us swam in the rain, twas fun! Ray was the bartender for the entire trip and he made his cocktails for the week, so professional with those whistle caps and shaker! We all chilled during the afternoon and then we played Taboo and it was so fun! Especially when the alcohol started flowing and we all had Jagarbombs, and as people started getting affected by alcohol, Ray and Dan skinny dipped in the pool (the photos are too explicit to upload LOL!) We fell asleep watching "When a Stranger Calls", so I was using the hiptop in Dan's room, and then he woke up whilst everyone was sleeping and we decided to watch Zoolander. We were like "wanna drink? ok!" and then resumed our movie, near the end Ray and Bonnie came back from sleeping outside and he was literally eaten alive by mosquitoes, even on his buttcheeks, so we decided to re-start Zoolander but got bored so the four of us decided to just drink, and Ray secretly soaked Vanessa's watermelon half in vodka haha! So I nodded off to sleep on the couch in Ray's Place at about 5am

Day 3:

The notorious duo, Dan and Ray got up to no good, filming vulnerable sleeping people whilst munipulating them on camera at roughly 6am! Team Breakfast cooked breakfast (obviously lol) and it was a very delicious one indeed! It was overflowing with food and we only took a picture after finishing, so no evidence of the good job done! We spent the morning in the blissful sun, soaking up the rays that Sydney had been lacking for quite some time, and drank our cocktails whilst lazing in the pool. We played ridiculously lame yet entertaining games in the pool because, we're easily amused. The boys tried fishing in the lake, except I think only Will caught 3 puffer fish, which eventually died and stunk up our dock :( We hooked my camera onto the fishhook and it took hilarious "artistic" photos whilst spinning in mid-air, way childish! haha the boys went out to buy cigarettes and pizza, yet Dan received a fine for parking on the lawn, thus resulting in him being a bit down once he came back. The rest of us played more Taboo and continued our nightly drinking escapades, and soon after we woke Dan up from his sleep and poured Absinth down his throat and he got drunk pretty fast :) We were all pretty intoxicated by this stage, and I some how fell into Ray's suitcase which somehow resulted in them zipping me up and wheeling me around, and then we rummaged through Ray's luggage and found his underwear (hopefully clean!) and wore it on our heads hahahahaha!! We watched more videos like Hostel II in Ray's place (it's hilarious how never used the large lounge room for movies, always watching it in Ray's place because it was more cosy) and Bonnie was extremely drunk and I somehow fell asleep at about 3am.

Day 4:

We made a hilarious video brushing our teeth oompa loompa styles. We ate deliciously decorated pancake dishes made by Team Breakfast. Everyone just sort of lazed around, so that was sort of a wasted day, except the whole house watched Bring it On during the day and Ray, Dan, Melly and I decided to learn one of the World Domination dances for the entire day, was hilarious. By 6ish we made our way to Timezone and met the others day, yet we realised Bonnie was missing so we had to return back home. So we ended up cooking BBQ dinner and quickly ate, and made our way back to Timezone and purchased the 3 hours-unlimited play! It was fun at first, but then it got boring, but in the last 2 hours we played bumper cars and lazer skirmish. We used our tickets to purchase random shit, but most importantly a FLOATIE bed because Eddy forgot to bring ALL the floaties LOL! So we returned back to the house and changed into our swimmers and a majority of us swam. We continued our rules of "No pointing and no saying peoples names" which resulted in constant downing of Malibu in the pool, it was to the point where we just poured it down each others throat, and the more drunk we got, the more we tended to point and call out each others names. Soon, I got pretty drunk so they carried me to the bed and I managed to shower and slept for about 2 hours, when I woke up the house was in chaos...people were screaming and the rest were just emo due to others fighting, so that was killjoy! However, I was still out of it, but was starving so I ate like 3 mi gorengs LOL! Then, I somehow fell asleep whilst watching a movie, and woke up and the room was empty and the house was silent, I thought I woke up so late that everyone went out, but it was only 5am and I went to the bathroom and suddenly felt dizzy, so I chucked up all my mi goreng and instantly felt better :)
Day 5:

We lazed around again for the whole morning and then at 5pm we dropped Vanessa near the airport and then we went to hire mopeds for the night. After hiring, we rode it to the carpark opposite the road and it was extremely difficult, and then Bonnie crashed the moped pretty badly, so then we went back to the house and just practiced on our quite street. I went into the curb lol! but soon I got the hang of it, except it was quite difficult and scary at first, so everyone except Will and Melly road to the casino and we gambled and afterwards we came home and got Will and Melly and we went cruising on our mopeds, some people doubling up and Will driving. We seriously cruised along the entire beachside road, and stopped off at some random long stretch of beaches, went to McDonalds for midnight snack, and decided to finally go home because it was like 4am and we were going WhiteWater the next day.


Day 6:

Nobody! could get up in the morning, everyone was feeling groggy and tired due to lack of sleep so most were contemplating whether we wanted to go, but after returning the mopeds and them noticing the damages (which costed $1500 to fix for the two, Ray's moped fell over while parked, totally milked us) we went grocery shopping to make lunches and then Ray, Eddy, Dan, Bonnie and I set off for WhiteWater. The ride there, Dan and Ray had about 3 can's of mother so they were extremely high and we were singing to all the songs and Ray was like "Omg imagine Souljaboy came up right now" and Eddy randomly changes one of Will's CD and what blares out other then crank that superman! LOLLLLLL We arrived ath the themepark near noon and basically just went on every single ride, our favourite was the doughnut trumpet one and at the Nicklodeon place, the boys invented lying on the ground when the huge buckets pours litres of water down LOL! There was a worker who we saw on basically all the rides, he thought we were stalking him but he was cute :) We left at closing time, and then we drove home and bought more groceries and cans of mother, and decided to have a "quiter" night which resulted in us playing monopoly which was continuous and then we decided to go to sleep at about 2am for Dreamworld the next day.


Day 7:

We woke up early for Dreamworld and went on all the rides except I chickened out for the Big Drop haha! I loved the claw the most, and someone stole my sunnies when I was on Wipeout, hahaha loser. We were doing the World Domination dance everywhere, even the workers announced "prepare for world domination" during the tower of terror LOL! Then we went over to WhiteWater and went on all those rides again. Afterwards, all of us went to KFC to eat, and we were extremely tired from our 10 min power naps in the car. We played strip power on the last night, except the rule was, you couldn't remove more then your undergarments which was fair and you were allowed 5 items to start of with. Man it was hilarious game, especially when Dan was wearing over 8 garments and Eddy looked like ET. We had a fairly light night on the alcohol department.

Day 8:

Eddy, Will and Bonnie left extremely early for their flight but they managed to miss it. Ray decided to roadtrip it back with us, and the others left the house for us to clean! not cool man, not cool!!!!!! haha, so yes, we woke up at like 11am and ended up cleaning the entire house until about 3pm and then we had to pack the car which took about 1 hour because the amount of stuff we had was ridiculous. Then we set off for our roadtrip back to Sydney. Gooder Byer house, Gooder Byer Isle of Capri, Gooder Byer Gold Coast, Gooder Byer best week of my life! We drove down to Bryon and the weather was not so good, but all but Melly went swimming anyway! Then we made our way to some beach and lied there watching the stars and Ray got bitten on the forehead and his cheekbone hahahaha!!! Then we migrated to another beach after a drive, and we were only meant to sleep for 20 mins but we ended up sleeping for an hour, if it wasn't for the doggie that woke us up. We continued our drive, where we went to KFC and Ray secretly pretended he was serious, and ordered large BigMac meal after such a long period of careful decision from the menu LOL, and they gave us sooooo much free food, we took a photo with the ENTIRE crew, they were so epicly awesome! Then we went to walk through a drive-through again at McDonalds and it was hilarious because we "stalled". Then we just basically continued the drive the entire night, and I was sooooo tired whilst driving haha! We had McDonalds for breakfast again, and got back to Sydney at about 1030am.

That was just a glimpse of the fun we had! there are so many more priceless photos and such, but you know, couldn't upload THAT many for just a blog entry LOL! not that I haven't already killed your bandwith.

Man that took forever to recap, but it felt like forever since we've been back.. It was seriously such a relaxing and fun trip, looking forward to the upcoming one to New Zealand for snows!!!!!!